January 2013
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December 2012
12 posts
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kitty cats
they’re great, aren’t they? Got one in my bed with me right meow. It’s not my cat. I don’t have a cat. I stole it. Just kidding. It’s my friends. I’m kitty sitting for him. I’m going to cry when I have to give him his kitty back. meow.
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Gone commando today.
Feelin breezy!
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First video of the day, and I watch this.
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Finnick Odair's thoughts during Catching Fire
finnick: 2 tributes won the games this year?
finnick: ok
finnick:
finnick: im still better than them
finnick: victory tour time, her they come
finnick: fishing
finnick: annie
finnick: fishing
finnick: here they are!
finnick: hey katnus, hey peeta
finnick: im better than you
finnick: k bye
finnick: more fishing
finnick: annie
finnick: oh.... rebellions.. well lets hope nothing happens here!
finnick: fishing, annie, fishing, annie
finnick: ugh Capitol
finnick: Quartell Quell time
finnick:
finnick:
finnick:
finnick: shit
finnick: bye annie
finnick: i love you
finnick: bye fishing
finnick: bye district 4
finnick:
finnick:
finnick: DISTRICT 13 WTF!?!?!
finnick: YOURE GONNA TAKE US OUT OF THE ARENA!?!?!?
finnick: i have to protect katnus and peeta?
finnick: ok watevs
finnick: i hate the Capitol
finnick: woope im almost naked
finnick: hey katnus wanna sugarcube?
finnick: crunch
finnick: yummy
finnick: sugarcubes
finnick: horse
finnick: look so much people
finnick: they all love me
finnick: peasants
finnick: im finnick odair
finnick: hey katnus ill help you with that knot
finnick: time to say ma poem and make some ladies faint
finnick: hahahaha they all think its about them
finnick: i love you annie
finnick: nice dress katnus
finnick: wow shes pregnant *wink wink*
finnick: jeez peeta nice job
finnick: the buns in the oven
finnick: hahahaha odair you are so funny
finnick: ok haymitch ill take care of them
finnick: im going back in
finnick: WATER!!!
finnick: dis gon be good
finnick: no katnus u prego *wink wink* u cant swim to get peeta
finnick: jeez peeta u so heavy, u should eat less bread
finnick: ok mags lets go
finnick: peeta be carefu-
finnick: aww yiss now i get to kiss peeta
finnick: back of katnus, let me have ma chance
finnick: im thirsty
finnick: fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
finnick: bad fog bad fog bad bad bad bad
finnick: run for your lives!
finnick: shit i cant take both of them
finnick: im so sorry mags
finnick: mags
finnick: water... it hurts
finnick: ouch katnus be more gentle
finnick: im an otter!!!!
finnick: monkeys
finnick: shit shit shit shit shit
finnick: kill them all kill kill kill kill
finnick: keep your shit together odair, dont cry
finnick: aw fuck that
finnick: maaaaaaaggggsssss!!!!
finnick: oysters
finnick: no katnus im not crying, wat u looking at
finnick: you know if you scratch yourself you will bring infection
finnick: dis bitch, wat she mean in not beautiful
finnick: im always beautiful
finnick: i can't avoid mirrors!!! I have thousands of mirrors at home!!!
finnick: hahahahhaha peeta ur face
finnick: bread
finnick: count the bread
finnick: JOHANNA!!!
finnick: wow johanna dont bite katnus, back off
finnick: omg its a clock
finnick: i still dont get it
finnick: weapons!
finnick: annie
finnick: annie
finnick: annie
finnick: annie
finnick: annie
finnick: annie
finnick: her screams
finnick: no
finnick: no
finnick: no
finnick: no
finnick: not ok
finnick: so not ok
finnick: im done with your shit Capitol
finnick: but where did they get those screams
finnick: more bread
finnick: sleep
finnick: ohh look katnus and peeta making out
finnick: i ship it so much
finnick: otp
finnick: watcha mean make you pretty again katnus i am always flawless!!!
finnick: i dont get the plan
finnick: but johanna gets it so ok
finnick: ok more bread
finnick:
finnick: where are they
finnick: wat
finnick: what the fuck is going on
finnick:
finnick: JOHANNA!!!
finnick: KATNUS!!!!
finnick: shitshitshitshitshit
finnick: where are they where are they where are they
finnick: we are supposed to go now
finnick: WATS GOING ON!!?!?!??!?!?
finnick:
finnick:
finnick: katnus what are you doi-
finnick: BOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
finnick: no johanna
finnick: no peeta
finnick: no annie
finnick: its not fair
finnick: you need to rescue annie
finnick: give me annie
finnick: chill out katnus, dont kill haymitch
finnick: im so sorry katnus
finnick: i really am
finnick: i wish they were dead
finnick: i wish we were all dead
finnick: annie
November 2012
13 posts
oh why hello Max Agency!
love getting random phone calls from modeling/acting agencies telling me that they like my face and want it. WOOHOO confidence boost! Interview on Monday! :D
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text-pistol:
Have you ever just looked at someone and thought, “I really love you”. They’re just talking or humming or watching a movie or reading a book or laughing or something, and there’s something about them in that moment—their body is alive, there’s a light in their eyes, something—that makes you think, “I just really love you.” It’s a weird sensation to think this, but it’s pretty...
sofapizza:
ondskefull:
did anybody else notice
that Mitt Romney’s logo looks like a man’s finely sculpted ass
gonna be rebloggin a few things before they become irrelevant
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October 2012
21 posts
Almost had a wonderful night. Then you had to be an ass last minute. Great. Thanks.
beckycita:
lindsay-adele:
again! again! again!
the best of all time.
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tea-and-sarcasm:
kyssthis16:
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bwoyler:
milesjai:
Preach Mitt Romney. Preach.
Almost didn’t watch it. Watch it.
Scrolled past this a few times before watching. Super glad I did.
Hallelu!
This is the most truthful speech he’s ever given.
BLESS!
Oh. Yup. This made my night.
here's a kick in the face.
Been looking forward to seeing Chris come home from his night class so that he could see my new hair do, and the first thing he says is “whoa, what did you do to your hair??” not a good woah, a bad woa. Luckily Sean and Catherine were in the living room with me and immediately told Chris that his comment was totally rude. Then Chris retorts with, no I mean it’s not bad, but I...
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ninefoldgoddess:
How To Correctly Serve a Watermelon
The more you know…
well fml. I’m apparently deregistered. great.
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A triple spiced rum and coke at 11:50 in the morning? Don’t mind if I do.
I can’t believe you’re gone. This really isn’t fair. I thought that everything was going to go back to the way it was. I know it might have taken a while…but THIS was never supposed to happen. I really loved you Paul. Like a quirky Dad like figure. You’re too young to leave. This isn’t fair. We’re all going to be so lost without you.
Lost something.
yup. It was a toenail. THE WHOLE THING! It was my middle toe on my right foot. It’s burning now without my nail. Ow ow ow ow. :( I’m diseased!
September 2012
41 posts